drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

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sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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durnesque-esque:

fuckyeah1990s:

"The problem with Leo is he’s prettier than most of the actresses in his films" - Mark Wahlberg

Unfortunately, pretty doesn’t get you many Oscars. 

durnesque-esque:

fuckyeah1990s:

"The problem with Leo is he’s prettier than most of the actresses in his films" - Mark Wahlberg

Unfortunately, pretty doesn’t get you many Oscars. 


untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 


bisexualsciencenerd:

waltergirlboob:

was this a real musical

they made a musical about singing and dancing genitals that can detach from their owners bodies and your wondering if the musical parody of Batman is real


hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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HZ